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When The Infamous Mr. C Arrives

January 20, 2023January 20, 2023 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 31 Comments

There wasn’t a word or a sign in over three years, but finally the infamous Mr. C arrived at your door just over a week ago. He decided it was your turn. Like the mafia Mr. C is stealthy, sneaking up on you and catching you unaware; delivering those two purple lines to let you … Continue reading When The Infamous Mr. C Arrives

It’s Official I’m A Senior

December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 20 Comments

Sixty-five. Not really as daunting as some people make it out to be. I have been acting like a senior for the past four and a half years; and in some cases longer, especially when certain age related discounts applied. My time is all mine. I have not been working. I have been getting up … Continue reading It’s Official I’m A Senior

That Last Day

November 8, 2022November 8, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 26 Comments

We've all heard or read the quote, "Live this day as if it's your last." None of us know exactly where or when we first heard or read it. Nor do we know who originated it. I figure it was created by some self-appointed sage who now creates memes for Facebook with the constant goal … Continue reading That Last Day

The Perfect Whirlwind

October 18, 2022October 18, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 14 Comments

It wasn't supposed to be a whirlwind. It really wasn't. It was supposed to be a leisurely road trip between Halifax and Toronto that allowed us to visit some other places, like Quebec City for a couple of days on the way there and perhaps the 1000 Island area of Kingston on the way back. … Continue reading The Perfect Whirlwind

OMG Did I TRULY Find The One…

October 6, 2022October 6, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 10 Comments

Any guys, oops sorry men. (Since it appears to be inappropriate to call women girls these days, I suppose it might be inappropriate to call men guys.) Anyway regular readers of the male persuasion may not want to bother reading this post because it is about a bra. Or you just may because it is … Continue reading OMG Did I TRULY Find The One…

Puddles and Shingles and Imaginary Gods

September 26, 2022September 26, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 23 Comments

If I were a believer, I might think I pissed off the gods of karma. As we know, I do have the ability to piss off people and imaginary gods. I have always held a great respect for Mother Nature so there was no way that I could be on her shit list; but if … Continue reading Puddles and Shingles and Imaginary Gods

The Lazy Bitch’s Guide To Blogging

June 16, 2022June 16, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 44 Comments

OR... How To Not Spend Three Plus Hours A Day On Your Blog WordPress has informed The Lazy Bitch that this week marks her blogiversary. For three years she has been tossing her stuff out into the blogosphere as an exercise in creative writing or as rants to get all the crap that can keep … Continue reading The Lazy Bitch’s Guide To Blogging

One Big Reason To Not Envy Men

May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 24 Comments

I spent most of my life envying men. Whether it was my brothers, their friends, the men I worked with over the years, or my own husband and son. I envied their physical strength because, for many years, this wimp couldn't lift or move hardly anything. I envied the sense of entitlement that they didn't … Continue reading One Big Reason To Not Envy Men

Smiles And Chuckles

May 13, 2022May 14, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 17 Comments

It's been a relaxing week. Perhaps because I wasn't called "Darlin," by a man less than half my age, or perhaps because there wasn't a workman insisting he talk to "the man" instead of me. But more likely it is because spring has finally arrived, and I got to go outside and play. I got … Continue reading Smiles And Chuckles

I Need Playmates

March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 22 Comments

Now doesn't that sound like a whine from a pathetic friendless lonely person who spends her days pining for a life filled with people and social events. I assure you that this is not the case.  Although I could probably count the total number of friends I possess on less than two hands; and although … Continue reading I Need Playmates

Mayhem, Mold, Mice and Music

February 25, 2022February 25, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 26 Comments

Mayhem isn't the exact word. It may denote expectations of violence and chaos; but writers love alliteration (Wow I was so far off trying to spell that word–thank you again Siri). And I, who, these days, sometimes pretends to be a writer because I no longer have focus or take myself that serious, love to … Continue reading Mayhem, Mold, Mice and Music

Just In Case You Wanted To know

February 22, 2022February 22, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 22 Comments

You may recall The Story of a Carpet, a Coupon and a Sloppy Canadian from a few weeks back; and you may, or may not, be interested in the outcome. If you are, read on: The sloppy Canadian was doing what she does well, which is spill things, drip liquids, knock things over and basically … Continue reading Just In Case You Wanted To know

Is Yoga Amid Clutter Still Yoga?

January 29, 2022January 29, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 15 Comments

Morning yoga usually takes place in the family room, which is sizable and open and has a lot of floor space. Where I can lay out my mat so that I am facing the outdoor view through the large windows and patio door. But as detailed in my previous blog, the family room is out … Continue reading Is Yoga Amid Clutter Still Yoga?

The Story of a Carpet, a Coupon and a Sloppy Canadian

January 13, 2022January 14, 2022 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 20 Comments

Well it wasn't really a carpet it was a rug, and not even a room size rug. And it wasn't really a coupon, it was an email promotion. But it really was a sloppy Canadian because this particular sloppy Canadian is always involved in these type of stories. It all started a few days before … Continue reading The Story of a Carpet, a Coupon and a Sloppy Canadian

Just When I thought I Was getting Boring

December 31, 2021December 31, 2021 ~ Bitchy After 60 ~ 22 Comments

It was frustrating and stressful. It was the first day of high school, and I couldn't find the right lineup to get into or any one to help me figure out how/where to obtain my class schedule. It was 1975. There was no technology for this type of administrative task back then. There wouldn't be … Continue reading Just When I thought I Was getting Boring

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